A glossy ceramic coffee mug that speaks with dry humor. Bold black type sits cleanly on bright white ceramic: “IF I SAID I’LL FIX IT I WILL — THERE IS NO NEED TO REMIND ME EVERY SIX MONTHS.” It’s the kind of cup that makes your morning coffee feel like a private joke with a roommate, a partner, or that one handyman friend who takes their time but gets the job done. Compact enough for desks and kitchen counters, available in two sizes, and durable for daily use — this mug turns a small moment into a wry smile and becomes part of the everyday ritual.
Product features - Microwave-safe for reheating beverages - Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning - Vibrant, crisp print colors on glossy ceramic - Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes with comfortable C-handle - Lead- and BPA-free, durable white ceramic
Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
